| THREEMILEISLAND | Full health |
| ITSAWONDERFUL | Extra life |
| POPQUIZHOTSHOT | 1000 bullets |
| ONANDONANDON | Maximum continues |
| SLAUGHTERHOUSE | Access to first 5 levels on the File menu |
| IDDQD and IDKFA | Each will show a different credit screen |
| HATMAN | Turns Jim into a stick figure |
| PULSATING | Makes Jim look like Groucho |
| BLOATED | Makes Jim have an afro |
| FESTERING | Makes Jim have a red afro |
| SWEATY | Makes Jim have big lips |
| PUSFILLED | Makes Jim have antennae |
| MALFORMED | Makes Jim have glasses |
| SLUGFORABUTT | Makes Jim have an arrow thorugh his head and a weird face |
